- August 6, 2002
Sometimes, it's just better to be thought a fool...
- August 7, 2002
This week's sign that the Apocalypse is upon us....
Comments (5) - August 8, 2002
Let's not trivialize a tragedy
- August 9, 2002
I couldn't have said it better myself
Comments (2) - August 9, 2002
Can't we all just get along? No? Well, $%*# you then....
Comments (4) - August 9, 2002
So what CAN we shoot??
- August 10, 2002
What if she had been carrying a urine sample?
- August 10, 2002
I wonder what he'd do during a lobotomy??
- August 11, 2002
Maybe it's the water....
- August 12, 2002
Not a lot of these folks out their, eh??
Comments (1) - August 13, 2002
Then he knocked on the refrigerator door and asked for a cappucino
- August 14, 2002
Yet another reason to hate Norman Mineta
Comments (2) - August 15, 2002
Explore the exciting world of fingerprint identification!
- August 16, 2002
Nothing like being held accountable, eh??
- August 18, 2002
That's one less Christmas card from the Cluth household this year
- August 19, 2002
Power corrupts, but absolute power is a lot of fun
- August 19, 2002
God Bless America!!
- August 20, 2002
He would have, but she can't speak in complete sentences
- August 21, 2002
This is exactly what is wrong with organized religion
Comments (6) - August 22, 2002
Oh God No!! Not an entire Indian Musical....
- August 22, 2002
But what I really want to do is direct
- August 22, 2002
No good deed goes unpunished
- August 22, 2002
Sometimes I think Hamlet had the right idea
Comments (2) - August 22, 2002
Our world in numbers
Comments (1) - August 23, 2002
If you need me, I'll be girding my loins
- August 25, 2002
Money talks, but lots of money walks
- August 26, 2002
And what about those poor fools you ran over??
- August 27, 2002
Sartre was, apparently, not a soccer fan
- August 27, 2002
We report. You decide. OK, you're hypocrites.
Comments (6) - August 28, 2002
Stupid human tricks
- August 28, 2002
Or alert them that you're in the vicinity....
Comments (1) - August 29, 2002
"This Old House" it ain't
Comments (1) - August 29, 2002
Perhaps we should drive next time?
Comments (1) - August 31, 2002
This ought to be enough to make you boycott Jim Beam
- August 31, 2002
This week's sign that the Apocalypse is upon us
- August 31, 2002
Translation, please??
Comments (4) - September 1, 2002
Or he could have just let the shoe-bomber fall asleep
- September 1, 2002
Man, they'll let anyone on the Internet, won't they??
Comments (2) - September 3, 2002
Welcome to "Hypocrites R Us"
- September 4, 2002
Fresh from the Department of Oxymorons
Comments (1) - September 6, 2002
Well, this explains everything, doesn't it?
- September 8, 2002
Use a GameBoy. Go to Jail. Do not pass Go. Do not collect $200.
- September 9, 2002
What if he drinks Bud Lite??
Comments (1) - September 12, 2002
That's it...all stewardesses are now on decaf only....
- September 14, 2002
Anyone smell a conspiracy here??
- September 14, 2002
Someone needs to get a grip on reality here....
Comments (1) - September 15, 2002
Who knew?
- September 15, 2002
Isn't flaunting it generally considered bad form?
Comments (2) - September 15, 2002
Terror, like politics, is local
- September 16, 2002
Are Methodists Really Christians??
Comments (2) - September 16, 2002
Conservative. Right-wing. Self-righteous. Silly. Grow up, already.
Comments (1) - September 18, 2002
Stoopid iz az stoopid duz
- September 18, 2002
Please...help plug the "Dignity Gap"
- September 20, 2002
We're #1!!!
Comments (1) - September 21, 2002
Sounds like someone should be excommunicated from the human race
Comments (1) - September 22, 2002
I know the enemy when I see them
Comments (1) - September 22, 2002
It's Sunday; that means it must be time to be...
Comments (3) - September 22, 2002
I Want My SUV
Comments (12) - September 23, 2002
It was only a matter of time, eh??
Comments (4) - September 23, 2002
Man, you really can sell anything on Ebay
Comments (3) - September 24, 2002
How about we just drop cans of Spaghetti-O's on them??
- September 24, 2002
Cleanliness is next to godliness, after all
- September 25, 2002
Greetings from Pleasantville
Comments (8) - September 26, 2002
The means justify the ends
- September 27, 2002
Now that's a full-service drive-through
- September 28, 2002
It's all fun and games until you take friendly fire
- September 29, 2002
Welcome to the Dissolute Celebrity Edition
Comments (1) - October 2, 2002
Effective parenting skills (not)
Comments (1) - October 8, 2002
Celebrating dangerously
- October 10, 2002
Terror strikes a pose
- October 11, 2002
From The Dead Weasel Department
Comments (1) - October 11, 2002
Got any better ideas?
- October 13, 2002
Leadership and brains don't have to be mutually exclusive
- October 15, 2002
Missing the forest for the trees
- October 16, 2002
Good girls don't get colds
- October 18, 2002
Tastes great! Less Filling!
Comments (1) - October 19, 2002
Planting the seeds of doubt
Comments (2) - October 19, 2002
Welcome to the brave new world of pop-up email spam
- October 20, 2002
Et tu, Brutus?
Comments (4) - October 21, 2002
Remember, history is written by the victors
- October 21, 2002
An update from the Department of "Duhhh..."
Comments (7) - October 22, 2002
Well, you see, what happened was....
- October 22, 2002
Knock, knock. Who's there? Enron. Enron who??
Comments (2) - October 26, 2002
This is what happens when the rich can't get richer
Comments (1) - October 26, 2002
Hunka hunka burnin' love
- October 26, 2002
This week's sign that the Apocalypse is upon us
Comments (4) - October 27, 2002
And all I ever got was peanut butter & jelly
- October 28, 2002
You just KNEW this was bound to happen....
Comments (1) - October 31, 2002
If you listen carefully, you can hear their arteries harden
Comments (2) - October 31, 2002
'Tis better to be thought a fool....
Comments (5) - November 1, 2002
That's it; he's off my Christmas Card list
- November 2, 2002
Silence is generally more than just a good idea, Coach
- November 2, 2002
Stoopid immigrant tricks
- November 3, 2002
This is why I love America
- November 3, 2002
I've been reclassified as "Persistent Vegitative State"
- November 3, 2002
Well, they DID want to do a thorough search
- November 4, 2002
Any self-respecting terrorist would have worn Pradas
- November 5, 2002
A real man would have held it
- November 6, 2002
Thank God for Homeland Security
- November 7, 2002
Homeland Security Rule #1: Don't ask questions
Comments (3) - November 8, 2002
So, having brown skin is a crime??
Comments (3) - November 8, 2002
'Tis better to be thought a fool....
Comments (4) - November 9, 2002
SOMEONE has some anger management issues to deal with
- November 10, 2002
Deranged geriatric terrorists
- November 11, 2002
And then there's the dreaded "Flying While Swarthy"
- November 11, 2002
Well, it's not like this football thing was working out....
Comments (2) - November 12, 2002
Or it could have been dingleberry....
- November 13, 2002
And this, kids, is why it's called "Jackass"
Comments (3) - November 14, 2002
Say hello to California Prisoner #445398
Comments (1) - November 15, 2002
Well, it beats taking personal responsibility
- November 21, 2002
Stoopid is as stoopid eats
Comments (1) - November 22, 2002
And we should care about this...why??
Comments (2) - November 24, 2002
And the hits just keep on coming....
- November 26, 2002
You! Out of the gene pool!! Now!!!
Comments (5) - November 27, 2002
'Tis better to be thought a fool...
Comments (1) - December 1, 2002
Meat = Terrorism?
Comments (4) - December 1, 2002
This post has been brought to you by Philip Morris
Comments (1) - December 4, 2002
Did this come just a little bit late?
- December 4, 2002
OK, kids; repeat after me: "IT'S ONLY A GAME!!"
Comments (1) - December 6, 2002
Nice work if you can get it....
- December 15, 2002
Poor O.J.? Crying me a f*****g river....
Comments (3) - December 15, 2002
Ho, ho, ho, eh??
Comments (3) - December 16, 2002
Blame Canada? Why bother?
- December 18, 2002
What's Arabic for "Jackass"?
- December 19, 2002
Charity works in wondrous way, eh?
- December 22, 2002
I think she deserves better
Comments (1) - December 24, 2002
How many shopping days?
- December 24, 2002
I Don't Know Jack?
Comments (2) - December 26, 2002
OK, so it was 1 in 120,000,000
- December 26, 2002
They were the first to endorse Bill Frist
Comments (1)| TrackBacks (1) - December 31, 2002
It's not the flying I hate; it's the security trolls
- December 31, 2002
Worst...f*****g...store...ever....
Comments (6)| TrackBacks (2) - January 1, 2003
First, we'll kill all the lawyers
Comments (3) - January 2, 2003
First we'll kill all the lawyers, Part Deux
Comments (4) - January 6, 2003
This should be self-evident, but....
- January 6, 2003
PLEASE don't make me use the "p" word
Comments (6)| TrackBacks (1) - January 7, 2003
Relax, it was only an appetizer
- January 9, 2003
This should be self-evident, but....
Comments (2) - January 10, 2003
Talk about getting the representation to yourself
- January 10, 2003
A waste of bandwidth
Comments (5) - January 11, 2003
Natural selection at work in the Gaza Strip
- January 11, 2003
This is NOT what they meant when they said "White Trash"
Comments (1) - January 12, 2003
I always though cockroaches scattered when you turned on the light
Comments (7) - January 14, 2003
The Phrase That Pays
- January 16, 2003
Hey, for $10M, I won't be gay, either
- January 17, 2003
Is there ever an appropriate time and place to be stupid and disrespectful?
- January 19, 2003
Now THIS is journalism....
- January 20, 2003
So, discrimination is only bad if it's done by Whites?
Comments (1) - January 20, 2003
Who wouldn't want to watch that?
Comments (2) - January 21, 2003
Don't hate me because I'm beautiful
Comments (2) - January 23, 2003
Stick to what you do well....
Comments (1) - January 26, 2003
Can you say "Darwin Award"?
- January 28, 2003
So what's in a name?
Comments (1) - January 28, 2003
Just be thankful they weren't fans of "The Simpsons"
Comments (1) - January 29, 2003
I'm a star, damnit, and I DEMAND to be taken seriously!
- January 29, 2003
A rough day at the office
- January 31, 2003
Must...control...Fist...of...Death
Comments (3) - February 3, 2003
And why would they think that??
- February 4, 2003
Better to be thought a fool than...oh, never mind
- February 4, 2003
A voice of reason from the "Religion of Peace". Whatever....
- February 4, 2003
The longest professional suicide note in history
- February 5, 2003
Isn't there a cave in Afghanistan with your name on it??
- February 6, 2003
More Hollywood foreign policy
Comments (6) - February 6, 2003
Made in America, no doubt....
- February 7, 2003
Perhaps he was majoring in Hubris
- February 9, 2003
Now THIS is news I can use!!
Comments (2) - February 12, 2003
Hamlet had the right idea: "First we'll kill all the lawyers"
Comments (2) - February 12, 2003
No, Mother Teresa isn't available, either
Comments (2) - February 13, 2003
Nice choice of role models
Comments (2) - February 13, 2003
Letter openers, razor blades, and zip guns are OK, though
Comments (1) - February 16, 2003
Making Caligula proud
- February 17, 2003
Would you mind bleeding somewhere else? I'm in a hurry here
- February 17, 2003
And there's no Romanian dwarf porn, either
- February 20, 2003
No, f**k you very much!
- February 22, 2003
Welcome to a world where employees are still property
Comments (2) - February 22, 2003
When "Christian charity" is anything but
Comments (3) - February 22, 2003
Good luck....
- February 24, 2003
Well, thankfully the snowwoman wasn't holding a gun
Comments (2) - February 26, 2003
Someone took themselves perhaps a bit TOO seriously?
- February 26, 2003
Why not just feed him to the dogs instead?
Comments (1) - February 27, 2003
Sticks and stones
Comments (3) - February 27, 2003
Dragging us kicking and screaming into the 15th century
Comments (15) - February 27, 2003
The things we do for love....
Comments (2) - February 28, 2003
Shooting themselves in the foot...AGAIN
Comments (3)| TrackBacks (1) - February 28, 2003
Will there be full frontal nudity? Or just tea and biscuits?
| TrackBacks (1) - March 1, 2003
Perfectly Excessive Total A**wipes
- March 1, 2003
Suicide is painless....
- March 1, 2003
Say what??
Comments (2) - March 3, 2003
Will someone PLEASE define the term for these folks?
Comments (2) - March 5, 2003
And if that doesn't work, she'll try a lapdance for peace
- March 6, 2003
Well, at least he wasn't doing something REALLY subversive- like carrying a Bible.
Comments (7) - March 7, 2003
Yeah, but our stock price is through the roof!
- March 9, 2003
I luv u, u luv me....
- March 9, 2003
No, in order to surrender, there has to be an actual war going on....
Comments (1) - March 10, 2003
Nudity is SO last week....
Comments (1) - March 11, 2003
Well, it worked for Clara Harris
Comments (1) - March 11, 2003
Well, at least he wasn't naked
Comments (1) - March 12, 2003
Of course, the clothing budget is a lot lower
Comments (4) - March 13, 2003
Your (Ted Rall) moment of Zen
Comments (2) - March 13, 2003
Take THAT, Jacques!
Comments (4) - March 14, 2003
Freedom waffles??
Comments (2) - March 15, 2003
This is America, where everyone has the right to be stupid
Comments (25) - March 16, 2003
If nature calls, let voice mail pick it up....
- March 16, 2003
This is why I detest nationalism
Comments (8) - March 16, 2003
Stop the war or we'll get naked again!!
- March 18, 2003
This is why I detest nationalism, Chapter 2
- March 18, 2003
At least this one wasn't funded by the NEA
Comments (1) - March 18, 2003
Celebrities! We need celebrities!!
- March 19, 2003
From naked Grannies to Chaucer to litigious yodellers
- March 21, 2003
And I suppose that you're leading the parade??
Comments (3) - March 23, 2003
War or Britney?? Hmm....
- March 24, 2003
On the Internet, even clueless idjits can have their say
Comments (3) - April 4, 2003
Anything for a free drink
Comments (1) - April 4, 2003
WM, amply endowed, looking for Ms. Right
- April 4, 2003
Is it really so difficult to respect those you disagree with??
Comments (2)| TrackBacks (1) - April 16, 2003
We're off to see the (Grand) Wizard
- April 16, 2003
Stupid is as stupid does...but it will cost you at least $2500
Comments (1) - April 17, 2003
Much ado about less than nothing
Comments (1) - April 17, 2003
No, I really don't make this stuff up....
Comments (3) - April 19, 2003
It's all about knowing your audience
- April 25, 2003
There oughta be a law....
Comments (2) - April 27, 2003
Here's what happens when you call their bluffs
- April 28, 2003
This should be self-evident, but....
- April 29, 2003
No wonder no one takes these maroons seriously
Comments (1) - April 29, 2003
A Freudian justification for war?
Comments (1) - April 30, 2003
The voice of Reason & Moderation speaks
Comments (18) - May 2, 2003
Paging Julio Lugo....
Comments (1) - May 2, 2003
Oh, come on; it's a disinfectant, isn't it?
- May 4, 2003
Tough love
Comments (1) - May 6, 2003
Let's hope they change the seat covers between flights
Comments (2) - May 7, 2003
Can we all just grow the hell up??
Comments (2) - May 9, 2003
I smell a Darwin Award
Comments (1) - May 10, 2003
He'd be worth more if he'd take out the garbage
- May 12, 2003
Happy Mother's Day...or not
- May 14, 2003
Dumbass alert
Comments (1)| TrackBacks (1) - May 14, 2003
So much for personal responsibility
Comments (3) - May 15, 2003
Your tax dollars at work?
- May 15, 2003
Stoopid Peepul Trix
- May 16, 2003
Sorry I can't be more helpful
Comments (1) - May 17, 2003
It was just a light snack before dinner....
- May 18, 2003
Better to be thought a fool than to slap one on your bumper
Comments (5) - May 19, 2003
Time for your meds, y'all
| TrackBacks (1) - May 23, 2003
Freedom! Whiskey! Sexy!
Comments (1) - May 24, 2003
C'mon, it had to look suspicious
Comments (1) - May 25, 2003
With friends like this, who needs enemas?
- May 25, 2003
Everyone has an opinion, and we all know what opinions are like, don't we??
Comments (5) - May 25, 2003
Was it really necessary to pee in my coffee??
Comments (11)| TrackBacks (1) - May 26, 2003
And I suppose the World Trade Center towers and the Pentagon exploded by themselves??
Comments (5) - May 27, 2003
So much for accountability, eh??
Comments (5) - May 28, 2003
When any idiot can be a parent, you can't be surprised when parents are idiots
- May 28, 2003
That's a choice??
Comments (1) - May 31, 2003
It's so simple when you break it down scientifically
- June 2, 2003
From the ridiculous straight to the sublime
- June 3, 2003
Time for your meds, Mr. Penn
- June 5, 2003
Why yes, I am a $#%&!]@ moron. Why do you ask?
- June 6, 2003
But maybe she could do something about prison food?
Comments (1) - June 14, 2003
What? We couldn't fight over something that matters?
- June 15, 2003
So much for the anger management classes, eh??
- June 16, 2003
But for $29.95 a month, I'll tell you where you can find them (psych...)
Comments (2)| TrackBacks (1) - June 16, 2003
We may not BE more secure, but we'd better FEEL more secure....
Comments (1) - June 19, 2003
And when they're finished here, they'll start on the Liberals
Comments (17) - June 20, 2003
Right; and the Holocaust was a Jewish plot to elicit sympathy for Zionism....
Comments (8) - June 21, 2003
Yeah, I know...I was shocked as well....
- June 22, 2003
I suppose it's easier than making a drug bust, eh?
- June 23, 2003
I can hardly wait until the prostate exam
Comments (1) - June 23, 2003
Let's just say that they're no threat to go undefeated
Comments (1) - June 23, 2003
The first of many, no doubt
Comments (4) - June 27, 2003
Say hello to our second DUMASS AWARD winner
Comments (2) - June 27, 2003
At least he didn't use the Holy Hand Grenade
Comments (1) - June 28, 2003
Next time, turn your cell phone off, eh?
Comments (1) - June 28, 2003
The Australian Navy- it's not just a job, it's a drunken blur
Comments (1) - July 1, 2003
A little ketchup should take care of this problem
- July 1, 2003
Who says customer service is dead? I do....
Comments (2) - July 3, 2003
Another DUMASS AWARD wiener....
Comments (2) - July 4, 2003
DUMASS AWARD wiener #4
Comments (2) - July 6, 2003
It must have been some party....
- July 8, 2003
DUMASS AWARD wiener #5
Comments (2) - July 9, 2003
Yet another DUMASS AWARD wiener
- July 11, 2003
Apparently, personal responsibility is a quaint and horribly outdated concept.
- July 12, 2003
I'll never look at Italian Sausage in the quite the same way again
- July 14, 2003
Another DUMASS AWARD wiener
Comments (3) - July 15, 2003
This week's sign that the Apocalypse is upon us
- July 15, 2003
Shh...we're hunting wabbits
Comments (5) - July 18, 2003
This is why we love the Internet....
Comments (1) - July 19, 2003
Suspicions were heightened when the 10-year-old asked his mother if she had reloaded his bear
- July 19, 2003
Another DUMASS AWARD wiener
- July 20, 2003
Remind me again: what's French for "flaming jackass"??
- July 20, 2003
Yet another DUMASS AWARD wiener
Comments (6) - July 23, 2003
And I'm going to hold my breath until I turn blue
Comments (2) - July 24, 2003
Another DUMASS AWARD wiener
Comments (3) - July 25, 2003
Yet another DUMASS AWARD wiener
Comments (9) - July 27, 2003
Yet another DUMASS AWARD wiener
Comments (3) - July 30, 2003
Yet another DUMASS AWARD wiener
Comments (4)| TrackBacks (1) - July 30, 2003
It's nice to know I'm making a difference for someone out there
Comments (2) - August 1, 2003
So long, John; the fun was just beginning
Comments (1) - August 3, 2003
Enough politics! Let's talk about something really important- like Ben Affleck and strippers!
Comments (2) - August 4, 2003
Not quite a DUMASS AWARD wiener, but damn close
Comments (1) - August 6, 2003
Am I going to have to worry about this sort of thing when I'm rich and famous?
- August 7, 2003
Another missed opportunity to wreak havoc
Comments (2)| TrackBacks (1) - August 7, 2003
Who says you can't buy love?
- August 8, 2003
Rebel without a cloo....
Comments (4) - August 8, 2003
Son, you are SO grounded....
Comments (1) - August 11, 2003
Yet another DUMASS AWARD wiener
Comments (3) - August 13, 2003
I can't even begin to imagine what sort of sick message this is supposed to be sending
Comments (4) - August 14, 2003
Why? Because Chairman Ashcroft says so.
- August 14, 2003
Another bumpersnicker
Comments (4) - August 15, 2003
No, I don't make this stuff up....
Comments (1) - August 15, 2003
Letting go can be the hardest thing to do
- August 27, 2003
Yet another DUMASS Award wiener
Comments (2) - August 28, 2003
My mom is cooler than your Mom
- August 28, 2003
Another DUMASS Award wiener
Comments (2) - August 28, 2003
Yeah, but it really hurt....
- August 30, 2003
Just when you'd thought humanity couldn't manifest a greater depth of stupidity....
- August 31, 2003
This week's sign that the Apocalypse is upon us
Comments (2) - August 31, 2003
And for my next trick...I'm going to get a job!!
Comments (1) - September 1, 2003
Next week, Fox News launches it's Arabic-language version
- September 2, 2003
Finally, some fair and balanced literature...or not
Comments (2) - September 7, 2003
Back in the day....
- September 10, 2003
Another DUMASS AWARD wiener
Comments (1) - September 13, 2003
So what's wrong with this picture?
Comments (1) - September 15, 2003
Is it possible that someone has far too much time on their hands?
- September 16, 2003
Hey, it's a living
- September 21, 2003
Another DUMASS AWARD wiener
Comments (5)| TrackBacks (1) - September 22, 2003
Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son
- September 25, 2003
Another DUMASS AWARD wiener
Comments (4)| TrackBacks (3) - September 26, 2003
Another DUMASS AWARD wiener
Comments (9) - September 29, 2003
Another DUMASS AWARD wiener
Comments (4)| TrackBacks (3) - October 1, 2003
Another DUMASS AWARD wiener
Comments (2) - October 2, 2003
Another DUMASS AWARD wiener
Comments (1) - October 3, 2003
The Dickweed Chronicles, Chapter 1
Comments (6) - October 4, 2003
Well, we could replace it with "Favorite Raging Alcoholic Day" or "Favorite Serial Killer" Day
- October 4, 2003
Another DUMASS AWARD wiener
Comments (4) - October 7, 2003
Read this and cringe, guys
- October 11, 2003
Jackass alert
Comments (4) - October 14, 2003
Another DUMASS AWARD wiener
Comments (5) - October 16, 2003
A helpful laundry hint
- October 16, 2003
Another DUMASS AWARD wiener
Comments (2) - October 17, 2003
With friends like this, who needs enemas?
- October 17, 2003
Another DUMASS AWARD wiener
Comments (5) - October 18, 2003
Another DUMASS AWARD wiener
Comments (5) - October 19, 2003
Another DUMASS AWARD wiener
Comments (1) - October 20, 2003
Well, gee, don't they also drink the blood of Muslim babies?
Comments (2) - October 20, 2003
Another DUMASS AWARD wiener
Comments (6) - October 21, 2003
OK; remind me again why I didn't go to law school??
Comments (4) - October 22, 2003
Another DUMASS AWARD wiener
Comments (1) - October 23, 2003
Was it good for you?
Comments (1) - October 24, 2003
...he said before he left to appear on Conan, Oprah, and the Today show
Comments (2) - October 26, 2003
Another DUMASS AWARD wiener
- October 28, 2003
Another DUMASS AWARD wiener
Comments (1) - October 29, 2003
Another DUMASS AWARD wiener
Comments (1) - October 31, 2003
Did someone forget to take their medication??
Comments (3) - November 1, 2003
She's a man, baby!!!
Comments (1) - November 1, 2003
Repeat after me: "LIGHTEN UP, Y'ALL...."
Comments (1) - November 3, 2003
Another DUMASS AWARD wiener
Comments (4) - November 6, 2003
...and the dickweeds will always be among us....
Comments (2) - November 8, 2003
Another DUMASS AWARD wiener
Comments (3) - November 9, 2003
Another DUMASS AWARD wiener
Comments (2) - November 11, 2003
Does it come in strawberry...and do you deliver??
- November 13, 2003
Some folks really should not be allowed to breed
Comments (1) - November 13, 2003
Another DUMASS AWARD wiener
- November 14, 2003
Another DUMASS AWARD wiener
Comments (2) - November 15, 2003
And the stupid will always be among us
Comments (1) - November 16, 2003
This is why I alway use UPS whenever I ship severed body parts
- November 17, 2003
Another DUMASS AWARD wiener
Comments (3) - November 18, 2003
It's OK; I had Subway for lunch!!
Comments (2) - November 21, 2003
How's about y'all chase some real kriminulz??
Comments (7) - November 24, 2003
Another DUMASS AWARD wiener
Comments (3) - November 26, 2003
Another DUMASS AWARD wiener
- November 27, 2003
Another DUMASS AWARD wiener
Comments (1) - November 30, 2003
Party on, Larry
- December 1, 2003
Another DUMASS AWARD wiener
Comments (1) - December 4, 2003
Let's hope she isn't breeding....
Comments (1) - December 5, 2003
Another DUMASS AWARD wiener
Comments (3) - December 6, 2003
OK, so perhap's he a little young to be getting some....
- December 7, 2003
Another DUMASS AWARD wiener
- December 10, 2003
Another DUMASS AWARD wiener
Comments (6) - December 11, 2003
Elvis has left the building, and he took the common sense with him
- December 11, 2003
Sometimes, karma can be a real bitch....
- December 12, 2003
Another DUMASS AWARD wiener
Comments (2) - December 15, 2003
Another DUMASS AWARD wiener
- December 16, 2003
Another DUMASS AWARD wiener
Comments (2) - December 17, 2003