- August 5, 2002
I got friends in low places....
Comments (1) - August 5, 2002
I'd like to thank the Academy....
Comments (3)| TrackBacks (1) - August 5, 2002
It's all about playing to your audience
- August 6, 2002
Damn! This moving thing is pretty cool!!
Comments (2) - August 7, 2002
The death of customer service
- August 8, 2002
Juvenile Humor
- August 9, 2002
Translation, please??
Comments (1) - August 12, 2002
Sorry, I think I have to get my nails done
- August 14, 2002
Nice quiz, eh??
Comments (1) - August 15, 2002
Nice guys finish last
Comments (2) - August 15, 2002
Sometimes the jokes...well, they write themselves
- August 18, 2002
They like me! They really like me!!
Comments (1) - August 18, 2002
Dead men tell no tales, but they do pay $300 per week
- August 27, 2002
Our world by the numbers
- August 30, 2002
We might just have something here
- August 30, 2002
Hey, it's worth a try....
- August 30, 2002
I've heard it's especially tasty when grilled in a light cream sauce....
- September 1, 2002
It's got a nice beat, and you can dance to it
- September 5, 2002
The King is dead; long live the King
- September 5, 2002
Who will provide us with a sense of closure and peace?
- September 8, 2002
Scenes from a life
Comments (6) - September 8, 2002
What Revolution am I?
- September 13, 2002
We will assimilate you, puny Earthlings
Comments (2) - September 16, 2002
Brother, can you spare a dime??
Comments (3) - September 18, 2002
An old dog learns a new trick
- September 18, 2002
I never did like White Russians....
Comments (3) - September 19, 2002
It's not exactly "Where's Waldo?", but it was still fun
Comments (8) - September 19, 2002
Don't kill me- I'm only the piano player....
Comments (3) - September 21, 2002
Yeah, I know it's tasteless....
Comments (1) - September 23, 2002
I never know what to get the woman
- September 26, 2002
I was fine, except for that fascination with high explosives
- September 29, 2002
You think you're having a bad day??
- October 2, 2002
Too true....
- December 3, 2002
Vigilantism is not dead; it just moved to Houston
Comments (4) - December 4, 2002
Otherwise I'd never hear from my Nigerian relatives
- December 8, 2002
I suppose travelling really DOES broaden one's horizons
- December 15, 2002
Another step closer to ruling the world
- December 19, 2002
Don't you feel edumicated?
Comments (2) - December 21, 2002
No, please, DON'T make me sing
Comments (1) - December 22, 2002
I'll certainly grant you the #1 choice
- December 22, 2002
It's not paranoia if you really are being Googled
Comments (3) - January 9, 2003
Man, I have GOT to be more careful about where I shop
- January 9, 2003
It's lonely at the top
Comments (1) - January 13, 2003
A graphic representation of Jack's writing process
Comments (3) - January 15, 2003
Carnival of the vanities
- January 17, 2003
You want crazy? We got crazy....
- January 22, 2003
Send in the clowns
- February 1, 2003
Murphy's evil twin
| TrackBacks (1) - February 22, 2003
And I only read it for the top-notch writing.... ;0)
Comments (1)| TrackBacks (2) - February 23, 2003
At least I'm not 666
- March 6, 2003
You like me...you really like me!!!
Comments (2) - March 7, 2003
Friends don't let friends use Photoshop
Comments (6) - March 7, 2003
It's good to be King
Comments (4) - March 17, 2003
Official Gratuitous St. Patrick's Day Joke
- June 1, 2003
Meet my editorial assistant
Comments (3) - June 5, 2003
Carnival of the Vanities, Episode 3677
Comments (1) - June 6, 2003
Yet more baby pictures
Comments (8) - June 6, 2003
Not that you could tell the difference or anything....
- June 7, 2003
Hey, even Hemingway took a vacation now and then, right??
Comments (4) - June 19, 2003
Get on with it!
Comments (4) - June 22, 2003
Discriminating readers demand a recount!!
- June 26, 2003
History teachers packing heat?
Comments (1) - June 26, 2003
This hurts just thinking about it
Comments (3) - July 2, 2003
At least I'll be known for something
- July 14, 2003
More gratuitous Boo pictures
Comments (4) - July 22, 2003
Greetings from Hell
Comments (2) - July 25, 2003
And I never even knew that I'd entered....
Comments (6) - July 26, 2003
I just wish I'd come up with this one....
- July 29, 2003
And that's why it's called Survival of the Fittest
- August 12, 2003
Some of us will do anything to generate some traffic, eh??
| TrackBacks (1) - September 3, 2003
Happy Anniversary...or is this something I should really be celebrating??
Comments (5)| TrackBacks (1) - September 6, 2003
It's just a different type of yoga, really....
- September 7, 2003
Well, if the Rolling Stones could do it....
- September 20, 2003
News Flash: Monk stops running, decides it's time to get a real job
- October 8, 2003
No wonder I'm exhausted- I've been running through her dreams all night
- October 14, 2003
Every day's a good day with you
Comments (2) - October 21, 2003
This week's sign that the Apocalypse is upon us
- October 27, 2003
Not to be nosy or anything, but....
- October 28, 2003
Imagination is sexy. A graphic description is definitely. NOT. sexy.
Comments (2) - November 10, 2003
You'd think Russians would recognize that they have bigger problems
- November 13, 2003
Greetings from South Texas...not!!
Comments (2) - November 16, 2003
What can I say? It's a slow news day....
- November 19, 2003
Umm...you wouldn't settle for flowers??
Comments (1) - November 22, 2003
Nope, no Paris Hilton sex videos here....
| TrackBacks (1) - November 25, 2003
Americans are dying in Iraq and this is what we're worrying about??
Comments (1) - December 7, 2003
Ugly people need not apply
Comments (4) - December 8, 2003
And this is why I'm not an undercover cop
Comments (5) - December 13, 2003
Why? Because I have nothing better to do....
Comments (1) - December 15, 2003
Just try it...Go ahead...I dare you....
Comments (2)| TrackBacks (1) - December 18, 2003
If this is true, I should be dying of a heart attack any time now....
- December 20, 2003
I can see it now: "Survivor- Treblinka"
Comments (1) - December 24, 2003
No, it DOESN'T taste like chicken
- December 27, 2003
Ah, good, so there's still hope for me....
- December 28, 2003
Sometimes, it really isn't worth remembering
- December 31, 2003
In my next life, I am NOT going to be a pizza deliveryman...uh, person....
- January 9, 2004
And I still get blown away in the end
Comments (2) - January 12, 2004
A Pledge to She Who Endures My Myriad Eccentricities
Comments (4)| TrackBacks (1) - January 13, 2004
Thoughtful? Homely? Bad hair? Yep, that's me....
Comments (1) - January 14, 2004
I can hardly wait for the statue
Comments (1) - January 15, 2004
What? You couldn't settle for a trip to Disneyland??
- January 15, 2004
So who let him in??
- January 16, 2004
Well, a man could do worse, I suppose....
| TrackBacks (1) - January 17, 2004
Freaks of the Week
- January 18, 2004
Too bad it's the same weekend as Baghdad's Shia Car Bomb Festival
- January 31, 2004
Now, if I could just find a way to make a living off of this....
Comments (4) - February 4, 2004
File this under "Well, DUHHH!!!"....
- February 4, 2004
This debate will never take place in southeast Texas
| TrackBacks (1) - February 6, 2004
This is what happens when you let interns pay the bills
Comments (2)| TrackBacks (1) - February 9, 2004
Don't have a cow, man....
| TrackBacks (1) - February 18, 2004
Google logos we'd like to see
- March 3, 2004
Do these guys work for Halliburton??
Comments (1) - March 4, 2004
So much for higher education
- March 18, 2004
It's only rock & roll, but I like it...?
- March 21, 2004
500 monkeys at 500 keyboards still couldn't touch this
| TrackBacks (1) - March 25, 2004
Sometimes, what you're looking for really is right in front of you
- April 3, 2004
I'm a minority in my own family
Comments (4) - April 10, 2004
The cat doesn't care
Comments (1) - April 11, 2004
Yep, there's more here than just the naked pictures of Ann Coulter!
- April 15, 2004
This is almost as impressive as "Mr. Foot-long Hot Dog Inventor"
- April 16, 2004
This week's sign that the Apocalypse is upon us
| TrackBacks (1) - April 18, 2004
And he never leaves the lid up
- April 18, 2004
Random rumblings on a Sunday morning
Comments (3) - April 20, 2004
A long-distance birthday wish
Comments (1) - April 21, 2004
Stupid human tricks
Comments (3) - April 22, 2004
Well, that's one Christmas card she won't have to worry about getting
- April 25, 2004
More random Sunday morning musings
- May 10, 2004
Enjoy her while you still can
- May 28, 2004
This week's sign that the Apocalypse is upon us
- May 28, 2004
Yes, but he was going all out
- May 30, 2004
Well, you see, what happened was....
- June 2, 2004
I'm surprised this hasn't made it to Wisconsin yet
Comments (1) - June 4, 2004
Sticks and stones....
Comments (2) - June 5, 2004
Of course, it IS easier to pass judgement on someone else's problems than it is to deal with your own
Comments (4) - June 9, 2004
No, as far as I know, none of my in-laws are former Nazi Youth
Comments (1) - June 13, 2004
Nothing exciting ever happens in this town....
- June 21, 2004
This week's sign that the Apocalypse is upon us
Comments (4) - June 23, 2004
Looks as if I picked a great day to start my vacation, eh??
Comments (1) - June 26, 2004
It's just a good thing he's a dog person, eh?
Comments (1) - June 30, 2004
This week's sign that the Apocalypse is upon us
- July 5, 2004
Is that too much to ask?
- July 11, 2004
Sounds like someone has a wee bit too much time on their hands, eh?
- July 17, 2004
I suppose some questions are better left unasked
- July 19, 2004
Or PeeWee Herman....
- July 20, 2004
And all this time, I'd thought it was Baytown....
Comments (1) - July 22, 2004
So this is what I have to look forward to in Miami next month?
Comments (1) - August 4, 2004
Bring your umbrella....
Comments (1) - August 11, 2004
And then he wonders why he can't get a date....
- August 11, 2004
Random musings from deep in the heart of Paradise
Comments (2) - August 14, 2004
Can we stop taking life so seriously?
Comments (3) - August 16, 2004
Immature and built to stay that way
Comments (2) - September 8, 2004
The answer to the question, "So, why DO guys like beach volleyball so much??"
Comments (4)| TrackBacks (2) - September 9, 2004
Too much Martha Stewart, not enough Paris Hilton
- September 14, 2004
Get a roll of stamps and mail it in
- September 21, 2004
Let's hope this job isn't hands-on, eh?
- September 25, 2004
Perhaps this will rescue me from the bowels of obscurity...or not
- October 7, 2004
Good things come in pairs, no?
- October 18, 2004
Don't try this at home, kids; we're professionals
- October 19, 2004
Hey, kids!! The Carnival's back in town!!
Comments (1) - October 27, 2004
Party on, Garth....
- November 3, 2004
WE GOT WOOD!!
- November 11, 2004
Perhaps a bit more than the Queen wanted to see?
- November 17, 2004
This week's sign that the Apocalypse is upon us
Comments (3) - November 29, 2004
It's nice to be known as more than just a pretty face....
- December 1, 2004
If this doesn't work, they could always try the "Twinkie Defense"
- December 15, 2004
When the gods want to punish us, they answer our prayers
- December 16, 2004
Yes, but with the right companion, it's a lot more fun
Comments (1) - December 20, 2004
Well, this would explain those black helicopters hovering over the house....
Comments (1) - December 20, 2004
There's a time and a place for things like this, and it's called "college"
- December 23, 2004
Presented as a TPRS public service....
- January 4, 2005
And now, a word from our sponsor....
- January 6, 2005
Another domestic dream come true
- January 11, 2005
If WalMart won't sell it, that's good enough for me
Comments (4) - January 11, 2005
I don't know what it was, but it died a horrible, painful death....
- January 14, 2005
So, women really ARE property, then?
Comments (1) - January 23, 2005
Yeah, but if you're lucky, your mom will get a few million bucks
- February 7, 2005
Looks like someone's about to get their passport stamped, eh?
Comments (1) - February 12, 2005
Well, this might explain why they have only a 2% market share
- February 13, 2005
I'm starting to sort of like this guy....
Comments (1) - February 14, 2005
Not being able to park it in your garage does NOT necessarily mean it's too damn big
- February 17, 2005
Hallelujah...for a moment, we thought he was faking
Comments (1) - February 21, 2005
And so am I....
- February 26, 2005
WTF?
- March 2, 2005
Shouldn't there be a law against this sort of thing??
- March 12, 2005
We like 'em young and supple
- March 20, 2005
Condi finally finds her Seoul mate
- March 20, 2005
Random thoughts on some of the issues of the day
- March 22, 2005
A caption contest looking for a place to happen?
Comments (1)| TrackBacks (1) - March 26, 2005
Who says cheaters never prosper?
- March 26, 2005
Hey, it's not as if they had to worry about concealed weapons
Comments (1) - March 30, 2005
Hide the women and children, y'all (and hop on the bullet train to Hell)....
Comments (5) - April 4, 2005
It's breakfast time
- May 19, 2005
Apparently, Homeland Security is taking no chances
- May 20, 2005
OK...now I really AM scarred for life....
- May 27, 2005
There is something horribly amiss when a nation is obsessed with an 18-year-old's breasts, no?
| TrackBacks (1) - June 2, 2005
Yes, I know it's politically incorrect, but I still think it's funny
- June 16, 2005
And we're just one short of the animal abuse trifecta!!
Comments (1) - June 29, 2005
Oh, those wacky Brits...besides, Diana's only been dead for, what, six years??
Comments (1) - July 6, 2005
Yeah, but Tom's a better interview than Sandy's husband
Comments (2) - July 19, 2005
The weekly meeting of the Union of Unemployed Copy Writers will now come to order....
- July 25, 2005
A week's worth of wierdness from FloriDUHHH....
- August 1, 2005
Another week's worth of wierdness from FloriDUHHH....
- August 8, 2005
Another week's worth of wierdness from FloriDUHHH....
- August 30, 2005
This week's sign that the Apocalypse is upon us
Comments (4) - September 8, 2005
And your point would be??
Comments (3) - November 2, 2005
Separated at birth?
Comments (1) - November 9, 2005
And all this time, I'd thought TPRS was worth about $1.98
Comments (0) - November 12, 2005
Better to be thought a fool than to open your mouth and be Bill O'Reilly
Comments (2) - December 6, 2005
This is why I always wanted to join the CIA
Comments (1) - December 16, 2005
Thank God for our brave defender of Christmas
Comments (1) - December 21, 2005
If we're such a horrible place, how come the rest of the world is trying so hard to duplicate our foibles?
Comments (0) - December 27, 2005
Cry me a frickin' river....
Comments (0) - February 14, 2006
Uh, yeah...well, that explains why the keyboard is sticky....
Comments (0) - March 2, 2006
This week's sign that the Apocalypse is upon us
Comments (0) - March 15, 2006
Coming this summer: surcharges for male passengers who wear tighty-whities
Comments (1) - March 16, 2006
We want your money...we just don't want you
Comments (0) - April 5, 2006
Man...the kid's gotta be exhausted, eh?
Comments (0) - April 12, 2006
I really could have lived without seeing this
Comments (0) - July 5, 2006
I know what you mean....
Comments (0) - July 13, 2006
In this week's episode of "Skank Watch"....
Comments (4) - July 21, 2006
Cleanup! Aisle Five!!
Comments (1) - July 25, 2006
So much for driving a hard bargain
Comments (1) - October 21, 2006
Anything for the pursuit of science...or malt liquor
Comments (1) - November 8, 2006
Yeah, it gets lonely out on the prairie
Comments (2) - January 1, 2007
And now, a word from our sponsor
Comments (0) - March 31, 2007
Well, it's certainly easier than solving poverty
Comments (0) - April 23, 2007
No, but the fact that your wardrobe is dominate by pastels might
Comments (2) - August 19, 2007
And when they were done, they slid down the ice on their butts
Comments (1) - September 16, 2007
Lookin' for love in all the wrong places...yeah, no $#!&....
Comments (0) - September 18, 2007
Today's sign that the Apocalypse is upon us
Comments (0) - October 24, 2007
Information I really could have lived without
Comments (6) - November 14, 2007
You've come a long way, baby...or not
Comments (2) - November 23, 2007
Today's sign that the Apocalypse is upon us
Comments (0) - January 25, 2008
Well, at least there's that to look forward to
Comments (0) - March 28, 2008
I suppose the state highway department gets a cut of the action??
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