- August 5, 2002
Let's just hope no one gets hurt
Comments (2) - August 6, 2002
So this is what you pay $700 million for?
Comments (2) - August 6, 2002
Was a meaningless game really worth this?
- August 8, 2002
You've GOT to be kidding....
Comments (3) - August 8, 2002
Nice guys (hopefully) finish first
- August 10, 2002
These are your education tax dollars hard at work
Comments (1) - August 12, 2002
At least SOMEONE has a winning football team
- August 18, 2002
That's got to hurt
- August 18, 2002
Baby steps
Comments (1) - August 19, 2002
Our world in numbers
Comments (1) - August 24, 2002
Opening night for Bob McNair's playpen
- August 25, 2002
Our reality check just bounced
Comments (2) - August 30, 2002
Ole and Lena are going to love this kid....
- August 31, 2002
We don't need no stinkin' baseball!!!
- September 4, 2002
Ah, Grasshopper...are you ready for some football?
Comments (5) - September 6, 2002
The Texas Obsession
Comments (1) - September 8, 2002
OK, everyone; repeat after me: "I miss Bud Adams"
- September 8, 2002
This week's NFL Darwin Award goes to...
Comments (3) - September 9, 2002
All that is good and pure 19, The forces of darkness and evil 10
- September 10, 2002
News Flash: Jerry Jones fires himself. Film @ 11
Comments (3) - September 12, 2002
Farewell, Johnny U
Comments (2) - September 12, 2002
Washed up at 22?
Comments (4) - September 13, 2002
Far be it from me to relish the suffering of another, but....
Comments (4) - September 14, 2002
Are you ready for some carnage??
- September 25, 2002
Grow up or go back to West Virginia
Comments (3) - September 30, 2002
Get a roll of stamps and mail it in....
- October 2, 2002
Misery loves company
Comments (2) - October 14, 2002
Taking it in the shorts, Chapter One
- October 17, 2002
It really IS just a game
Comments (1) - October 20, 2002
Hey, hey; we're the Bungles!!
- October 22, 2002
Turn out the lights; the party's over
Comments (2) - October 28, 2002
This is what it takes to get me to watch the Cowboys
Comments (1) - October 29, 2002
Hey, hey, we're the Bungles! (Chapter 2)
- November 3, 2002
Well, honey, at least it wasn't a shutout
- November 4, 2002
Baylor football or clubbing baby seals? Hmm....
Comments (1) - November 17, 2002
Pardon me for dancing on the grave, but....
Comments (2) - November 21, 2002
This is especially true if you're a Packers fan
- November 24, 2002
Talk about wandering in the wilderness
- December 3, 2002
Sometimes, being a good person isn't enough
Comments (1) - December 3, 2002
Integrity. Isn't this the way it is supposed to be?
Comments (1) - December 7, 2002
Get over yourselves....
- December 7, 2002
Time to change uniforms now. Your country awaits.
- December 8, 2002
How in the hell did THIS happen??
Comments (1) - December 9, 2002
Gentlemen? Nah, these are the Packers
- December 25, 2002
Talk about being ridden hard and put away wet....
- December 31, 2002
Can we fire Jerry, too??
Comments (2) - January 2, 2003
Let's hope Bill gets to do the grocery shopping
- January 5, 2003
RIP Green Bay; we hardly knew ye
Comments (3) - January 7, 2003
Yeah, we screwed up, but you're still f****d
Comments (2) - January 15, 2003
When the gods want to punish us...
- January 22, 2003
Don't worry; they can't even spell "abstinence"
- January 27, 2003
No more "Yuccaneer" jokes, OK??
Comments (2) - January 29, 2003
It's good to be King
Comments (2) - February 27, 2003
What have you done for me lately?
Comments (3)| TrackBacks (2) - April 26, 2003
Mediocre is as mediocre does....
- May 9, 2003
Boys just want to have fun
- August 10, 2003
Let the carnage begin again....
- September 1, 2003
Are you ready for some football??
- September 13, 2003
Not everyone can be a winner, eh?
- September 14, 2003
Let the weeping and gnashing of teeth begin....
- September 14, 2003
And when the game is over, they can go straight to work at Wiener World
Comments (1) - September 14, 2003
New season, familiar results
- October 10, 2003
All is well in the Great White North
Comments (2) - November 3, 2003
Good and evil? Matter and antimatter? No, it's MUCH more important than that.
Comments (2) - November 9, 2003
Get a roll of stamps and mail it in, y'all....
Comments (3) - November 16, 2003
Man, I hate it when that happens....
- November 18, 2003
Canada has it's own football league??
Comments (2) - November 29, 2003
Don't you normally fire a coach because you want to improve??
Comments (1) - December 18, 2003
It's not exactly the Holy Trinity, but it's as close as the NFL will ever get
Comments (2)| TrackBacks (1) - December 29, 2003
Get a roll of stamps and mail it in....
Comments (1) - January 1, 2004
Sure, I'll get over it...someday
- January 11, 2004
Puck the Fackers!!!!
Comments (3) - January 13, 2004
...and we're only 30 miles from Reliant Stadium
- January 20, 2004
The Barbarians are coming....
Comments (1) - January 26, 2004
Ever wonder what might have happened if Arizona Cardinals wide receiver Nathan Poole hadn't made that catch to beat the Vikings and keep them out of the playoffs?
Comments (2) - January 28, 2004
Stop the madness....
Comments (2) - February 1, 2004
Living the American Dream? Hell, yes....
- February 2, 2004
Hello, real world....
Comments (2) - February 3, 2004
So the mystery guest was Janet Jackson's breast??
Comments (2) - May 29, 2004
1, 2, 3...push away from the buffet line....
Comments (1) - August 8, 2004
At least Dolphins fans have something new to whine about
- August 9, 2004
Hell hath no fury like a lord of the manor scorned by a vassal
Comments (1) - August 15, 2004
It was a VERY good day
Comments (3) - October 11, 2004
You can take the boy out of Minnesota, but you can't take Minnesota out of the boy
Comments (2) - November 17, 2004
Not an excuse, but certainly an explanation
Comments (4) - November 17, 2004
OK, so you think your alma mater sucks....
Comments (6) - November 27, 2004
Austin, we have a problem....
| TrackBacks (1) - November 29, 2004
F**k the Oilers, Bud Adams, AND the horse he rode in on....
Comments (3) - December 5, 2004
Apparently, smart rich kids can play football
- December 22, 2004
Do we have to wait for someone to be killed?
Comments (2) - January 1, 2005
Get a roll of stamps and mail it in, y'all....
- January 2, 2005
The benefits of being (Vince) Young at heart
Comments (2) - January 11, 2005
Hey, it's not like he dropped trou....
- January 16, 2005
The life of Brien
- February 5, 2005
Ah, those were they days....
- February 5, 2005
Let the hype begin
- February 6, 2005
When the gods want to punish us...they give us a Super Bowl halftime show
- February 22, 2005
It's never too early (or too late) to savor the triumph of Good over Evil
- February 23, 2005
Only the good die young....
Comments (1) - February 25, 2005
Saying goodbye to the greatest wide receiver/jackass of our time
- March 2, 2005
News flash....
- March 24, 2005
Deja vu all over again....
- September 2, 2005
Granted, this is way down the list of priorities, but it does make for some interesting conjecture
- September 15, 2005
How about y'all grow up and obsess over something that MATTERS?
- September 16, 2005
This is an actual, honest-to-God, professional football team we're talking about here, right??
Comments (3) - October 9, 2005
Next up: Little Sisters of the Poor
Comments (0) - October 12, 2005
We like 'em big and stupid
Comments (0) - October 14, 2005
Boys will be boys....
Comments (1) - October 20, 2005
Get a roll of stamps and mail it in, y'all....
Comments (0) - October 24, 2005
The triumph of Good over Evil
Comments (0) - October 24, 2005
They're not the "Aints", but they're not far off
Comments (0) - October 28, 2005
Isn't it about time to take a stand?
Comments (1) - October 31, 2005
Just another Sunday in Paradise
Comments (0) - November 6, 2005
Once a DUMB@$$, always a DUMB@$$
Comments (0) - November 9, 2005
Once a DUMB@$$...forever a DUMB@$$
Comments (0) - November 14, 2005
Inept and built to stay that way
Comments (1) - November 24, 2005
So the inmates really aren't running the asylum?
Comments (3) - November 26, 2005
And you thought the Super Bowl was big
Comments (0) - November 28, 2005
Snatching defeat from the jaws of victory
Comments (1) - December 4, 2005
So, other than that, how was your trip back to Boulder?
Comments (0) - December 12, 2005
...or are you just glad to see me??
Comments (0) - December 26, 2005
Be nice to me...I'm in mourning....
Comments (2) - January 5, 2006
Austin, TX: this morning's hangover capitol of the US
Comments (0) - January 11, 2006
Inept, incompetent, and built to stay that way
Comments (0) - January 14, 2006
Everyone wants to rule the world. Vince actually does.
Comments (0) - January 17, 2006
A choke for the ages
Comments (1) - January 22, 2006
Go Seahawks!!
Comments (0) - January 30, 2006
Sounds as if someone may be taking themselves just a wee bit too seriously
Comments (6) - February 5, 2006
GO SEAHAWKS!!
Comments (0) - February 7, 2006
Inept and built to stay that way
Comments (0) - April 20, 2006
And you wonder why guys look forward to football season?
Comments (0) - April 28, 2006
Change is good....
Comments (2) - April 30, 2006
Inept, incompetent, and built to stay that way
Comments (1) - May 3, 2006
I look better in black and gold anyway
Comments (0) - July 22, 2006
Party hearty....
Comments (0) - September 25, 2006
When a game is more than a game...$185 million later
Comments (5) - October 7, 2006
Just a wee bit TOO real, perhaps?
Comments (0) - November 18, 2006
Party on, Garth....
Comments (1) - December 24, 2006
Way too much of a (formerly good) thing
Comments (1) - January 3, 2007
The real reason Nick Saban is becoming the football coach at Alabama
Comments (1) - January 4, 2007
If you want integrity and selflessness...find a priest
Comments (3) - January 7, 2007
Conclusive proof of the possibility that God does indeed exist
Comments (0) - January 8, 2007
Wouldn't this game be even more meaningful if it came out of a playoff?
Comments (2) - February 4, 2007
It's Game Day!!
Comments (0) - February 4, 2007
And you wonder why it's called the "No Fun League"?
Comments (0) - February 4, 2007
You know it's getting to be silly when....
Comments (0) - February 21, 2007
My childhood goes on the auction block
Comments (2) - March 23, 2007
Let me just offer four words of caution: HE'S NOT VINCE YOUNG
Comments (2) - August 21, 2007
Makes you wonder if Gene Upshaw has a conscience, doesn't it?
Comments (0) - September 4, 2007
Nothing says it's football season like macho hype trumpeting a bad team
Comments (1) - October 11, 2007
Justice delayed is...oh, never mind....
Comments (4) - November 1, 2007
The only thing missing was the Stanford band
Comments (1) - November 4, 2007
Anyone else enjoying this as much as I am?
Comments (0) - November 6, 2007
My favorite picture from the weekend
Comments (0) - November 11, 2007
There's no wrong way to do the right thing...but there's certainly a right way to do the wrong thing
Comments (0) - November 18, 2007
There's a time and a place for that...and it's called "COLLEGE"
Comments (3) - November 21, 2007
Sure, he's an All-Pro Quarterback...but does he swallow?
Comments (0) - November 26, 2007
Yeah, they're a classy bunch, aren't they??
Comments (0) - November 26, 2007
Who are these guys? And what have they done with my Vikings??
Comments (0) - November 29, 2007
There's no wrong way to do the right thing...even in the NFL
Comments (0) - December 3, 2007
Yeah...that pretty well sums things up
Comments (0) - December 9, 2007
Life's hard...wear a cup
Comments (0) - December 20, 2007
No, Virginia, not ALL athletes are spoiled, pampered thugs
Comments (0) - December 28, 2007
The last time I saw something that small, it had an eraser on the end of it
Comments (0) - January 1, 2008
After all, it's only a game, right?
Comments (0) - January 7, 2008
And the buffet at Luby's is free after 3pm!!
Comments (0) - January 8, 2008
Better to be though a d-----bag than to be John McGrath and remove all doubt
Comments (0) - January 22, 2008
Finally, conclusive proof that Packer fans display no discernible brain wave activity
Comments (1) - February 2, 2008
It is, after all, only a game
Comments (0) - February 3, 2008
On this holiest of Holy Days, America celebrates it's patron saint
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