- August 8, 2002
Words of wisdom from The Boss
| TrackBacks (1) - August 12, 2002
This is a volunteer opportunity I'll have to pass on, thanks....
- August 24, 2002
Our world by the numbers
| TrackBacks (1) - September 1, 2002
Let the reminscing begin....
- November 10, 2002
Tevya would LOVE this place
- November 12, 2002
Hi! We're from Microsoft, and we're here to help you.
Comments (7) - November 20, 2002
A day in the (not-so-sheltered) life
Comments (3) - November 21, 2002
DO nuclear families glow in the dark?
- November 25, 2002
Busted!!
- December 4, 2002
Things could be worse
Comments (2) - December 5, 2002
There, but for the grace of God, freeze I
- December 6, 2002
I know..."10 miles, uphill, in the snow, both ways"....
- December 12, 2002
Duuude, where's my kid??
- December 12, 2002
This week's sign that the Apocalypse is upon us
Comments (1) - December 27, 2002
Take a left at the love seat....
- December 28, 2002
From the Enron collection
- January 2, 2003
Friends don't let friends anthropomorphize their pets
Comments (3) - January 7, 2003
Just when you thought it was safe to go outside...
- January 19, 2003
And now for something completely different
Comments (1) - January 21, 2003
It really IS a vast wasteland
Comments (1) - January 25, 2003
My gift to SUV-haters
Comments (3) - January 30, 2003
Why men shouldn't babysit, Take 2
- February 3, 2003
Why men shouldn't babysit, Take 5
Comments (1) - February 4, 2003
Why men shouldn't babysit, Take 6
Comments (1) - February 10, 2003
Traumatized for life....
- February 11, 2003
But she really is a model citizen
- March 7, 2003
We're from the Internet, and we're here to help you
- March 11, 2003
A friend in need
Comments (3) - April 22, 2003
Fun with telemarketers
Comments (9) - June 1, 2003
It wouldn't hurt if it weren't true
- June 17, 2003
We got wood!!
- June 17, 2003
That's not chicken!!
- June 21, 2003
Things that make you go "hmmm...."
- June 23, 2003
No, I'm not going to...I'm such a tease
- June 27, 2003
Back to the starving artist routine
- July 9, 2003
Now this ought to be good for some debate
Comments (3) - July 10, 2003
Next, we'll pave Paradise and put a Swoosh on it
Comments (2) - July 11, 2003
Thanks for that mental picture....
Comments (1) - July 12, 2003
Ouch....
Comments (1) - August 13, 2003
Now this brings back some memories....
- September 6, 2003
Justice was done
| TrackBacks (2) - September 25, 2003
A love note from me to you
Comments (1) - September 25, 2003
...and he's running for Governor of California
Comments (3) - October 9, 2003
And no, it doesn't taste like chicken
Comments (1) - October 22, 2003
How long before she redecorates her cell?
- October 27, 2003
This is when you know you have too much time on your hands
- October 31, 2003
So what creeps you out??
Comments (8) - November 14, 2003
They couldn't afford plates??
- November 16, 2003
Prayer isn't the only thing you hit your knees for
- November 27, 2003
Sometimes you're just very, very, very bad
- December 13, 2003
No, I'm not...well, OK, maybe just a little bit....
- December 21, 2003
Well, you see...what happened was....
- December 23, 2003
Sometimes being single really IS the safer option
- January 31, 2004
This is good- as long as "pork" is a noun and not a verb
Comments (2) - February 1, 2004
As if I needed another reason
- February 2, 2004
And this, kids, is why I don't eat red meat....
- February 16, 2004
Who needs Barbie?
Comments (1) - February 19, 2004
Who says God doesn't speak directly to us??
Comments (1) - March 8, 2004
It must have been early; they still had their clothes on
- March 11, 2004
Mommy, what is that woman doing on her knees?
Comments (3)| TrackBacks (1) - March 18, 2004
Time was that this sort of behavior earned you a trip to the principal
- April 3, 2004
They're not just for breakfast anymore....
- April 21, 2004
Thanks for reminding me...not
Comments (1) - April 26, 2004
Well, at least she went out with a bang....
- April 27, 2004
Ouch....
- May 2, 2004
Yet more Sunday morning musings
- May 4, 2004
Hmm...can anyone guess the recurring theme here??
- May 4, 2004
Wow, the things they're teaching kids these days....
- May 16, 2004
Congratulations, you're the parents of a bouncing baby bowl of fruit
- May 27, 2004
More from our foreign correspondent
Comments (1) - June 4, 2004
Can you say "masticate" in polite company?
Comments (1) - June 18, 2004
Sure, but would you want a legislator who couldn't hold his (or her) liquor?
- June 19, 2004
Well, this ought to help gain credibility for female athletes, eh?
Comments (1) - June 28, 2004
Well, sure- if you answer it with your scrotum....
- June 30, 2004
Well, imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, no??
- July 17, 2004
Why else would you run for President?
- July 29, 2004
Well, there goes the neighborhood
- August 15, 2004
Not exactly the news
Comments (2) - September 1, 2004
I hope he's using protection
- September 16, 2004
Well, "total fox" might be overstating it just a wee bit
Comments (2) - November 13, 2004
Ho freakin' ho....
- November 14, 2004
Wouldja like fries wi' dat?? (Chapter 2)
- December 1, 2004
Eewww....
- December 19, 2004
This is the sound a stalker makes....
- December 30, 2004
Out with the old, tired, and silly...and in with the new, tired, and silly
- January 22, 2005
A Young Republican mating ritual
- January 22, 2005
Gee, d'ya think they know something we don't?
Comments (2) - January 26, 2005
Hmm..I wonder if the same theory would work on Republicans?
Comments (1) - January 28, 2005
Now here's a fad I could really do without....
- February 1, 2005
Hey, don't worry; the tips are great....
Comments (2) - February 2, 2005
Says who?
- February 10, 2005
Meanwhile, those of us on this side of the pond could give a rat's @$$
Comments (2) - March 3, 2005
A breathless public awaits: Newly contrite? Or the same old callous b---h??
- March 4, 2005
And here I'd always thought that not taking advantage of the suffering of others was a good thing
Comments (1) - March 6, 2005
Whatever....
- March 11, 2005
Happy 64th Birthday, Mom!
- March 14, 2005
And a nice Chianti with some fava beans....
Comments (1) - March 19, 2005
The single biggest reason why I vote Democratic
- March 23, 2005
Now that he's a lame duck, he can afford to come out of the closet, eh?
- March 23, 2005
From the Overrated and Overexposed Department
- March 26, 2005
Some things should be self-evident
- March 27, 2005
A picture you don't want to find on your's friend's digital camera
- March 29, 2005
Practicing religion or self-congratulation?
Comments (1) - April 18, 2005
And all this time people thought I talked funny....
- May 18, 2005
They probably thought he used to be Lindsay Lohan
- May 25, 2005
Yeah, and he can beat up your God, too
Comments (1) - May 26, 2005
But I can quit any time I want...I just don't want to
- May 29, 2005
Stop using Jesus as an excuse for being an @$$hole, #1
Comments (1) - June 8, 2005
It's only a matter of time
- June 9, 2005
Is that a parking brake in your shorts...or are you just glad to see me??
- June 11, 2005
Something you don't want fo find in your e-mail after a weekend of partying....
- June 17, 2005
Thank you...I'll be scratching my eyes out now
Comments (1) - June 21, 2005
Obviously not at the top of the food chain....
Comments (2) - June 22, 2005
Yeah...like I would know....
- July 4, 2005
And the spoiled and clueless shall always be among us
- August 28, 2005
So much for Christian charity
Comments (3)| TrackBacks (1) - September 7, 2005
Is this REALLY necessary?
- September 27, 2005
Celebrate freedom. Buy your own damned banned book
Comments (10) - December 16, 2005
Aagh...I'll be tearing my eyes out now, thank you very much....
Comments (2) - January 10, 2006
Sometimes I just have to wonder....
Comments (1) - February 18, 2006
Brought to you courtesy of the "Religion of Peace"
Comments (0) - February 20, 2006
The obligatory picture of (not the Prophet) Muhammad
Comments (2) - March 5, 2006
When this is the level of debate, what chance do we really have?
Comments (0) - May 14, 2006
Not as shiny, but more valuable
Comments (0) - July 11, 2006
Inquiring minds want to know: How many naked Libertarians can fit in the back seat of a police cruiser??
Comments (2) - November 20, 2006
I'm not saying...I'm just saying....
Comments (0) - November 22, 2006
How much is enough? And who gets to decide?
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