- August 1, 2005
College courses you'll never see, #1
- August 1, 2005
Well, at least the risk of shark attacks is minimal
- August 1, 2005
Another week's worth of wierdness from FloriDUHHH....
- August 1, 2005
The wrong war at the wrong time for the wrong reasons
Comments (5) - August 1, 2005
Ah, be still, my foolish heart....
Comments (2) - August 2, 2005
And she didn't even have to drop any bombs
- August 2, 2005
Someone actually got paid to write this headline?
- August 2, 2005
I'm not giving up hope, but I am a realist
- August 2, 2005
Yet another reason to vote Republican, eh?
- August 2, 2005
How much more can be expected?
Comments (1) - August 2, 2005
Mommy! It's the bad man who touched me!!
Comments (1) - August 3, 2005
Who says that truth can't be relative?
- August 3, 2005
This is what 51% of the electorate will get you
- August 3, 2005
'Cuz it's all about protecting the kids, eh?
- August 3, 2005
God, we just LOVE a free market economy, don't we??
- August 3, 2005
Here comes the science....
Comments (2) - August 3, 2005
College courses you'll never see, #2
- August 4, 2005
Because being a narrow-minded, intolerant zealot is it's own reward
Comments (3) - August 4, 2005
Jesus, Inc.
Comments (2) - August 4, 2005
Just another end run around the separation of Church and State
- August 4, 2005
And you're wondering why he flunked out of Suicide Bomber School?
Comments (1) - August 4, 2005
Yes, it's true: "IRAQ" really is Arabic for "VIETNAM"
Comments (2) - August 5, 2005
Problem? What problem??
- August 5, 2005
Damn; I want a job like this....
Comments (1) - August 5, 2005
Vote Republican- it's easier than thinking!!
Comments (1) - August 5, 2005
No, I don't think you're going to want to eat it
Comments (1) - August 5, 2005
There's at least a couple physical laws being broken here
Comments (3) - August 6, 2005
Yeah; like THAT'S going to happen....
- August 6, 2005
It's not easy being Presidentiary
- August 6, 2005
Return to Frozen Pond
Comments (1) - August 6, 2005
Imagine a world with no Liberals....
Comments (1) - August 6, 2005
When is doing something the same as doing nothing?
Comments (1) - August 6, 2005
College courses you'll never see, #3
- August 7, 2005
Yeah, but it did keep him occupied for four years
- August 7, 2005
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener
Comments (1) - August 7, 2005
Well, in their defense, they were rather busy
- August 7, 2005
Now this is religious activism I can get behind
- August 7, 2005
Clueless and built to stay that way
- August 7, 2005
What would Sunday morning be without a little bit of doggie porn??
| TrackBacks (1) - August 8, 2005
Greetings from (not exactly) Paradise
Comments (1) - August 8, 2005
Another week's worth of wierdness from FloriDUHHH....
- August 8, 2005
Coming soon: Joe Montana to coach the 49ers
- August 8, 2005
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener
- August 8, 2005
So who says Conservatives don't have a sense of humor?
Comments (2) - August 9, 2005
The first mistake was in assuming that George W. Bush actually cares
Comments (1) - August 9, 2005
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener
- August 9, 2005
Apparently, it runs in the family
- August 9, 2005
Just as long as it's them and not us
Comments (4) - August 9, 2005
Not bad for a Canadian high school dropout....
- August 9, 2005
Wrapped in the flag? He's perfect for this administration.
Comments (1) - August 9, 2005
Sometimes I wonder if we've learned anything at all
- August 10, 2005
I think Mick's onto something
- August 10, 2005
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener
- August 10, 2005
Why? Because I'm all about hard news, that's why....
- August 10, 2005
Spoiled? Pampered? Indulged? Unaccountable? Udamnbetcha....
- August 10, 2005
Food for thought
Comments (1) - August 11, 2005
Um...so Conservatives really oppose civil liberties? Or merely the ones they find inconvenient?
Comments (1) - August 11, 2005
After all, it's all about the children, eh??
- August 11, 2005
Having a welcome but unanticipated impact
- August 11, 2005
Tune in at 11 when we'll have live team coverage of Jennifer Wilbanks trimming her toenails
Comments (1)| TrackBacks (1) - August 11, 2005
Why, yes they are, Puffy- and they're spectacular, aren't they??
- August 11, 2005
Are they %&$^(*# kidding??
- August 11, 2005
Because that would presume that Our Sainted President actually cares
Comments (2) - August 12, 2005
Wait...Presidents lie??
- August 12, 2005
A little darkness descends on the Shining City on the Hill
- August 12, 2005
I can hardly wait for the print advertising campaign....
Comments (1) - August 12, 2005
And that signal would be that not nearly enough of our children have died??
- August 12, 2005
Before you pass, you must answer one simple question....
Comments (5)| TrackBacks (1) - August 12, 2005
Now we get to see how the other half lives, right?
Comments (2) - August 13, 2005
So much for Intelligent Design
- August 13, 2005
Oh, what a tangled web....
- August 13, 2005
You don't have to assimilate, but you do need to adapt
- August 13, 2005
Those making the sacrifices were unavailable for comment
- August 13, 2005
Because faith trumps empirical evidence every time, eh?
- August 14, 2005
Because we have simply had enough jingoism, ignorance, and xenophobia....
- August 14, 2005
'Cuz the future's so bright, they gotta...ah, fuhgeddaboudit....
- August 14, 2005
You can't experience what you don't feel
- August 14, 2005
A boy and his dog
| TrackBacks (1) - August 15, 2005
And sometimes she even manages to get in a quick nine holes
- August 15, 2005
Conservative White men know best.....
Comments (1) - August 15, 2005
Another "triumph" for nonviolence...Martin Luther King would be SO proud....
Comments (1) - August 15, 2005
Cindy Sheehan turns her tragedy into a movement
Comments (1) - August 15, 2005
This week's sign that the Apocalypse is upon us
Comments (2) - August 15, 2005
Why do I always find out AFTER the fact??
Comments (1) - August 15, 2005
Especially if they're Liberals
- August 16, 2005
Hey, who's going to stop us?
- August 16, 2005
Now watch this drive....
- August 16, 2005
Well, at least this Administration has learned something from history
- August 16, 2005
Hell hath no fury like a mother scorned
Comments (1) - August 16, 2005
Apparently, we can make a difference
Comments (4) - August 17, 2005
Just when you'd begun the debate couldn't sink any lower
- August 17, 2005
And you have a better idea??
- August 17, 2005
Proving once again that white men should not be allowed to dance
- August 17, 2005
There is something to be said for leaving a lasting contribution
Comments (1) - August 17, 2005
It's empty nest day
Comments (4) - August 18, 2005
'Cuz we're all about peaceful coexistence
Comments (1) - August 18, 2005
Too little, too late?
Comments (1) - August 18, 2005
Someone clue me in here... this can't be for real- can it??
Comments (1) - August 18, 2005
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener
Comments (4) - August 18, 2005
It sounded better than "Have manipulated intelligence, will invade"
- August 18, 2005
Why? Because I'm an equal-opportunity offender??
- August 18, 2005
At least he still has a life he can get on with
- August 19, 2005
It's their problem, but it's becoming ours as well
- August 19, 2005
They also serve
Comments (1) - August 19, 2005
"Iraq" really is Arabic for "Vietnam"
| TrackBacks (1) - August 19, 2005
Bush 1860 (and counting), Clinton 0
Comments (2) - August 19, 2005
Dreaming of Paradise (and clawing Infidels)
Comments (6)| TrackBacks (1) - August 20, 2005
And yet 51% voted for him...then again, it was probably easier than thinking
- August 20, 2005
A complete and total lack of common sense
- August 20, 2005
It's all about the marketing....
- August 20, 2005
Hail the Chickenhawk-in-Chief
- August 20, 2005
So who says sex doesn't sell??
- August 20, 2005
Well, it sure as hell isn't Seabrook....
Comments (1) - August 21, 2005
Because to do otherwise would mean admitting that I'm a liar and a murderer
- August 21, 2005
Anybody else frightened yet??
- August 21, 2005
So who says sex doesn't sell?? #2
Comments (1) - August 21, 2005
A tragedy just looking for a place to happen?
Comments (1) - August 21, 2005
From the Republican Dictionary, #1
Comments (1) - August 22, 2005
And apparently no one reported them missing
- August 22, 2005
Remember...it's not activism when Conservatives do it
- August 22, 2005
If it's all about staying on message, I wonder who thought this message up?
- August 22, 2005
Hey, c'mon; it's Monday...lighten up....
Comments (1) - August 22, 2005
Yet another big adjustment to make
Comments (5) - August 22, 2005
From the Republican Dictionary, #2
- August 23, 2005
Another mother for peace
- August 23, 2005
Now if you just add a few naked women, we might pay attention
- August 23, 2005
It's time....
Comments (3) - August 23, 2005
Uh...thanks, but not before breakfast
- August 23, 2005
Homoerotic themes 'R' us
- August 23, 2005
Wasn't he the dog from "Weekend at Bernie's"??
Comments (1) - August 23, 2005
From the Republican Dictionary, #3
- August 24, 2005
Those who do not understand history are condemned to repeat it
Comments (1) - August 24, 2005
So the vegan diet and the methamphetamines are working?
Comments (3) - August 24, 2005
And I suppose that intelligent being was Pat Robertson's God?
Comments (1) - August 24, 2005
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener
Comments (1) - August 24, 2005
And in this corner, a bereaved mother from Vacaville, CA....
Comments (4) - August 24, 2005
From the Republican Dictionary, #4
Comments (2) - August 25, 2005
Mine's bigger than yours
- August 25, 2005
When Liberals are criminalized, only criminals will be Liberals
- August 25, 2005
Well, at least he still has a life he can get on with
Comments (2) - August 25, 2005
So Katrina and the Waves are coming to South Texas?
Comments (1) - August 25, 2005
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener
Comments (3) - August 25, 2005
From the Republican Dictionary, #5
Comments (2) - August 26, 2005
OK, so what does this have to do with the war in Iraq?
- August 26, 2005
Another dream dashed
Comments (2) - August 26, 2005
Clue #1: Our Glorious Leader is full of....
- August 26, 2005
Coming up at 11: a journalist displays some backbone....
Comments (1) - August 26, 2005
From the Republican Dictionary, #6
- August 27, 2005
Clueless...and built to stay that way
- August 27, 2005
Yep, that's us...intolerant, perverted Commies, out to corrupt your children....
Comments (1) - August 27, 2005
Dumb: Shooting heroin. Dumber: Doing it in public. Dumbest: Getting caught by a photographer. Darwin's bonus round: Overdosing
Comments (2) - August 27, 2005
By whose measuring stick?
- August 27, 2005
And this was a crime?
Comments (4) - August 27, 2005
From the Republican Dictionary, #7
- August 27, 2005
You've got questions. I've got answers.
- August 28, 2005
We're mad as hell, and we're not going to take it anymore
- August 28, 2005
So, the Emperor really IS naked?
- August 28, 2005
No, it couldn't have happened to a nicer demagogue
- August 28, 2005
Dogs love Democrats!
| TrackBacks (1) - August 28, 2005
So much for Christian charity
Comments (3)| TrackBacks (1) - August 28, 2005
Taking back America- one hairball at a time
Comments (3) - August 29, 2005
Welcome to Texas, where the separation of Church and State is still considered one of them there Godless Communist ideas
- August 29, 2005
Out of touch and built to stay that way
- August 29, 2005
It's all about product placement, isn't it?
- August 29, 2005
"Knock knock"..."Who's there?"...."Just a harmless dolphin."
Comments (1) - August 30, 2005
Let's hope he had a clean pair of shorts handy
- August 30, 2005
No good deed goes unpunished
- August 30, 2005
Evil, stupid, out of touch...and built to stay that way
- August 30, 2005
This week's sign that the Apocalypse is upon us
Comments (4) - August 30, 2005
Hell would be a reprieve
Comments (5) - August 31, 2005
Because my God is a mean, vindictive, SOB
- August 31, 2005
And it couldn't have been an easy task narrowing the list to only ten
Comments (1) - August 31, 2005
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener
- August 31, 2005
Sayonara to a first ballot nominee for the Troll Hall of Fame
Comments (2)| TrackBacks (1) - August 31, 2005
Outside of the looting, shootings, prison riots, and bodies on the streets, life is good
Comments (5) - August 31, 2005
Uh...somehow I think you've got bigger problems than this to worry about
- August 31, 2005
No, you won't be gambling in Biloxi any time soon
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