The People's Republic of Seabrook: May 2004 Archives

May 1, 2004
If I don't like it, then it's sinful
May 1, 2004
So what is this "record" that Bush is running on, anyway??
May 1, 2004
Quick! Write your Congressman!!
May 1, 2004
We're #5! We're #5!!
May 1, 2004
Not bad for a 41-year-old retired American League pitcher, eh?
May 1, 2004
Did we think we were immune to this sort of barbarity?
Comments (2)
May 1, 2004
Just another day in Paradise
May 1, 2004
It's a rainy Saturday afternoon...perhaps I'll do some reading
May 2, 2004
Because Republicans will do anything to win
Comments (1)
May 2, 2004
"Mission Accomplished", my @$$
May 2, 2004
It was only supposed to be a short-term thing
May 2, 2004
Yet more Sunday morning musings
May 2, 2004
You mean they don't eat their young?
Comments (2)
May 2, 2004
Hey, with friends like this, who needs enemas??
May 3, 2004
Because that's what Republicans do
Comments (3)
May 3, 2004
Someone get this man a newspaper
May 3, 2004
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener
Comments (3)
May 3, 2004
Low carb? Not if I have anything to say about it....
May 3, 2004
Not exactly a Chamber of Commerce picture
May 4, 2004
See no dead people....
May 4, 2004
So, remind me again...who's the hero??
Comments (2)
May 4, 2004
Hmm...can anyone guess the recurring theme here??
May 4, 2004
Help us take back Texas
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May 4, 2004
Yet more on the vision thang
May 4, 2004
Wow, the things they're teaching kids these days....
May 5, 2004
Because that's what Republicans do
Comments (1)
May 5, 2004
So much for keeping promises
Comments (3)
May 5, 2004
If a tree falls in the forest....
May 5, 2004
No, you don't want fries with that
May 5, 2004
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener
May 5, 2004
Can we please talk about something that matters now? Today??
Comments (5)
May 5, 2004
Gee, so what would failure have entailed??
Comments (5)
May 6, 2004
Just as long as someone else is doing the fighting and dying....
May 6, 2004
Time to choose a direction
May 6, 2004
Keeping your priorities straight, eh?
Comments (1)
May 6, 2004
Well, the poor don't donate to Republicans, do they??
May 6, 2004
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener
May 6, 2004
OK, so I'm a heretic....
Comments (3)
May 6, 2004
Pave Paradise, make it a parking lot
May 7, 2004
Hypocrisy 101: If the President was a Democrat, you'd be calling for his head.
May 7, 2004
Something I will NOT be getting for Mom this Mother's Day
May 7, 2004
Time for a change in career plans?
Comments (1)
May 7, 2004
Let the People speak
May 7, 2004
Before long, we would be involved. The rest, as they say, is history.
May 7, 2004
And it kills bugs dead....
Comments (1)
May 8, 2004
Coincidence? We think not.
May 8, 2004
The leadership we deserve?
May 8, 2004
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener
Comments (4)
May 9, 2004
He thought it was a group of Iraqi cheerleaders
May 9, 2004
When stealing an election is your only option....
May 9, 2004
Sow the wind, reap the whirlwind
May 9, 2004
The best laid plans....
Comments (2)
May 10, 2004
Or for dessert....
May 10, 2004
Not exactly the kind of "paperless" we had in mind, eh?
May 10, 2004
We're #2...we try harder
May 10, 2004
The fog of war should not obscure this travesty
Comments (3)
May 10, 2004
Greetings from Klan World- Wish you were here!!
May 10, 2004
Enjoy her while you still can
May 11, 2004
Not exactly the sharpest tool in the shed
May 11, 2004
One man, one vote? How quaint....
May 11, 2004
And the troglodytes shall always be among us
Comments (1)
May 11, 2004
Coming to grips with the past
Comments (1)
May 11, 2004
It's Texas Tuesday!
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May 11, 2004
So what else are you going to do on a stormy Tuesday afternoon?
May 11, 2004
Just another evening in Paradise
May 12, 2004
It's OK; he's been an outstanding leader in the war against terror, no?
May 12, 2004
The emperor has no clothes
May 12, 2004
Coming to grips with the past, Part two
May 12, 2004
Just in case there was any doubt about their utter lack of humanity
Comments (3)| TrackBacks (1)
May 13, 2004
The Founding Father would be spinning in their graves
May 13, 2004
The people running the game may be idiots, but the game is still beautiful
Comments (1)| TrackBacks (1)
May 13, 2004
So much for gracefully easing into retirement
May 13, 2004
Scratching the surface
Comments (1)
May 13, 2004
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener
Comments (2)| TrackBacks (3)
May 13, 2004
Someday I'm really going to have to learn to keep the promises I make to myself
Comments (1)
May 13, 2004
It's so much easier when you're doing the Lord's work
Comments (6)
May 13, 2004
Iraqis Gone Wild, the Abu Ghraib edition
May 14, 2004
It's easy if you don't think of them as people
May 14, 2004
Was it worth it?
May 14, 2004
Yikes...and people wonder why I never had children
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May 14, 2004
Stoopid is as stoopid duz....
May 14, 2004
Thank you, Masters of the Obvious....
May 14, 2004
Where do we go for answers now?
Comments (1)
May 14, 2004
So much for claiming the moral high ground
Comments (1)
May 15, 2004
Just not in the way you might have thought....
Comments (3)
May 15, 2004
Hey, it beats taking responsibility
Comments (1)
May 15, 2004
The roots of a civil revolution
May 15, 2004
Now this is taking your message to the masses
May 16, 2004
Presidential free pass
May 16, 2004
Congratulations, you're the parents of a bouncing baby bowl of fruit
May 16, 2004
Remember, they're "detainees", not "people"
May 16, 2004
At least no one died when Clinton lied, Chapter 132
May 16, 2004
Letting go is the hardest part
May 16, 2004
Meet the neighbor
Comments (5)
May 17, 2004
Well, at least she's not using it up on me
May 17, 2004
Ooops...our bad....
May 17, 2004
Do the mullahs know about this??
May 17, 2004
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener
May 17, 2004
Your tax dollars at work...yeah, right
May 17, 2004
Are we to be content with sacrificial lambs?
May 18, 2004
Greetings from Clusterf**k Central
Comments (1)
May 18, 2004
Greetings from Bizarro World
May 18, 2004
How about we just invade them now and get it over with?
Comments (1)
May 18, 2004
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener
May 18, 2004
Is this what freedom means post-9.11?
Comments (2)
May 18, 2004
It's Texas Tuesday, y'all!
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May 18, 2004
You can't...because I have friends in all the right places
May 18, 2004
Proof that there is hope for us over-40 types
May 19, 2004
Ugh....
May 19, 2004
So much for the idea of buying championships, eh?
May 19, 2004
Now here's a child I'd like to see on a milk carton
May 19, 2004
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener
Comments (2)
May 19, 2004
Thankfully, I don't look good in white
May 19, 2004
It figures that the test was devised by a Conservative Republican
Comments (1)| TrackBacks (1)
May 19, 2004
And this man is the leader of the free world?
May 20, 2004
There's nothing quite like rewarding your friends
May 20, 2004
Just wait until you see what you get to drink your Cristal out of
May 20, 2004
Yet another cat I'd like to kidnap (catnap?)
Comments (1)
May 20, 2004
So, tell me again why this man deserves another term?
May 20, 2004
Welcome to my head- anybody want to trade places for a day??
Comments (1)
May 20, 2004
Sometimes, a picture really IS worth a thousand words
May 21, 2004
He doesn't even like politics
May 21, 2004
Hey, it's not like they're real people or anything
May 21, 2004
And now, to our reporter on the scene in Oaxaca
May 21, 2004
Greetings from Texas- we're an Equal Opportunity Executioner
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May 21, 2004
Incompetence can be it's own reward
Comments (1)| TrackBacks (2)
May 21, 2004
A snapshot from the family album...I always suspected I was descended from royalty
May 22, 2004
No, but they should
May 22, 2004
Don't worry; you'll look good in a body bag someday
May 22, 2004
To call this craven political posturing would be to miss the point
May 22, 2004
The genital electrodes were only used on holidays and special occasions
May 22, 2004
Power corrupts, but absolute power is rather enjoyable
May 22, 2004
Well, there's no reason to give him four more years, is there?
May 22, 2004
So who's really yanking the chains?
Comments (1)
May 23, 2004
Really; especially when all we get from them are cold fronts and hockey players....
May 23, 2004
18 ways to improve the game
May 23, 2004
Well, this would certainly explain the rash of liquor store holdups around the state, eh?
May 23, 2004
Ah, the good ol' days....
May 23, 2004
It's my favorite time of year again
May 23, 2004
Now can I get my milk and cookies, dammit??
Comments (3)
May 23, 2004
WAS it worth it??
Comments (3)
May 23, 2004
What, really, is so wrong here?
May 23, 2004
Um...I can hardly wait for take two
May 24, 2004
He knows of which he speaks....
Comments (1)
May 24, 2004
Hey, come on now...it could be a miracle....
May 24, 2004
Only in America....
May 24, 2004
Damned if you do and, well, damned if you do....
Comments (2)
May 24, 2004
I didn't know they were in season
Comments (1)
May 24, 2004
Perhaps we really AREN'T so far removed from our knuckle-dragging days
May 24, 2004
Piss into the wind and two things are likely to happen: 1) You get wet, and 2) You end up smelling badly
Comments (7)| TrackBacks (7)
May 25, 2004
He knows of which he speaks, #2
May 25, 2004
Four more wars!!
May 25, 2004
We like 'em with four legs....
| TrackBacks (1)
May 25, 2004
Mission Accomplished? Tell that to the families of those killed in the past year.
May 25, 2004
And we're going to stay there until we get it right
May 25, 2004
Game One on, eh??
Comments (1)
May 25, 2004
It's Texas Tuesday, y'all!
| TrackBacks (24)
May 26, 2004
How about we start with you, wienerboy?
May 26, 2004
So how exactly did he get through Yale?
May 26, 2004
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener
May 26, 2004
This is not a bet a smart man would make
May 26, 2004
Killing the patient in order to save it
Comments (4)
May 26, 2004
This is what happens when you sneak up on Boo in the middle of the night
Comments (1)
May 26, 2004
What's next? Hookers for lunch?
May 27, 2004
Hey, we all need a role
May 27, 2004
It really IS a dog's life, eh?
| TrackBacks (1)
May 27, 2004
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener
May 27, 2004
More from our foreign correspondent
Comments (1)
May 27, 2004
It's time for some heads at the top of the food chain to roll
Comments (1)
May 27, 2004
Sow the wind, reap the whirlwind
Comments (1)
May 27, 2004
Another reason to live in fear
Comments (1)
May 27, 2004
Something I'd rather not think about on game night....
May 28, 2004
Apparently, reality ain't what it used to be
May 28, 2004
Someone doesn't wake up easily....
May 28, 2004
The latest communique from the Pizza Police
May 28, 2004
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener
Comments (2)
May 28, 2004
This week's sign that the Apocalypse is upon us
May 28, 2004
No, but if you hang on, I might be able to dig up some recent nude photos of Helen Thomas or Bette White
Comments (1)
May 28, 2004
Yes, but he was going all out
May 29, 2004
And now I need to find my purse
May 29, 2004
More from the TPRS poster boy
Comments (3)| TrackBacks (1)
May 29, 2004
We're from the government, and we're here to...ah, fuhgeddaboudit....
May 29, 2004
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener
May 29, 2004
Not that the object of your derision actually cares
Comments (12)
May 29, 2004
Somewhere, Sam Walton is smiling
May 29, 2004
1, 2, 3...push away from the buffet line....
Comments (1)
May 30, 2004
I just gotta be me....
May 30, 2004
Hey, it might just be an upgrade
May 30, 2004
Ethics? We don't need no stinkin' ethics?
May 30, 2004
Ah, breath deep the sweet, fresh air of moral superiority....
Comments (5)
May 30, 2004
Hmm...I'm sensing a second career....
May 30, 2004
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener
May 30, 2004
Come back when you have a real scandal, willya??
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May 30, 2004
Well, you see, what happened was....
May 31, 2004
And some of the performers are not trained at all
May 31, 2004
This was NOT supposed to be part of the curriculum
May 31, 2004
No, you just can't make this stuff up, y'all
Comments (1)
May 31, 2004
A good time for a time-out from partisanship
Comments (1)
May 31, 2004
Imagine walking into a sauna encased in Saran Wrap....
Comments (1)
May 31, 2004
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