The People's Republic of Seabrook: February 2003 Archives

February 1, 2003
At least they're a safe distance away
February 1, 2003
Deontology? Isn't that what PeeWee Herman was arrested for?
Comments (1)
February 1, 2003
Like the man said, "It's more than a U2 song"
February 1, 2003
Hey, I wouldn't want to be Mississippi, either
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February 1, 2003
Why men shouldn't babysit, Take 4
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February 1, 2003
Darlin', you are Fedex, guaranteed to be there by 8:30 a.m.
February 1, 2003
Murphy's evil twin
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February 1, 2003
Not again....
February 1, 2003
Another tragedy
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February 1, 2003
This is NOT going to help matters
Comments (5)
February 2, 2003
Another sorry excuse for humanity
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February 2, 2003
Being part of the wrong kind of history
February 2, 2003
Struggling to make sense on senseless
February 2, 2003
Remembering Columbia
February 2, 2003
Getting back to living again
Comments (1)
February 3, 2003
And why would they think that??
February 3, 2003
New York...London...Paris...The Bolivar Peninsula?
February 3, 2003
Taking the Intifadeh to the next level
February 3, 2003
It really IS a vast wasteland
February 3, 2003
Why men shouldn't babysit, Take 5
Comments (1)
February 3, 2003
The emperor has no clothes
Comments (2)
February 3, 2003
Time to take care of the children
February 3, 2003
Well, this certainly explains a lot....
Comments (3)
February 3, 2003
Nice work if you can get it
February 4, 2003
Thanks for getting your priorities straight
February 4, 2003
Taking our show on the road
February 4, 2003
Better to be thought a fool than...oh, never mind
February 4, 2003
Seek professional help....
February 4, 2003
A voice of reason from the "Religion of Peace". Whatever....
February 4, 2003
Why men shouldn't babysit, Take 6
Comments (1)
February 4, 2003
The longest professional suicide note in history
February 4, 2003
Time to say goodbye....
Comments (1)
February 4, 2003
Words to remember a hero by
February 5, 2003
Scenes from a memorial
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February 5, 2003
Isn't there a cave in Afghanistan with your name on it??
February 5, 2003
Remembering Columbia
February 5, 2003
To-may-to, to-mah-to....
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February 5, 2003
Talk about cruel and unusual punishment of rats....
February 5, 2003
Carnival of da Vanities
Comments (1)
February 5, 2003
An astronaut story
Comments (2)
February 5, 2003
Why men shouldn't babysit, Take 7
Comments (1)
February 6, 2003
...and he'll probably get away with it
February 6, 2003
Luxury tax? We don't need no stinkin' luxury tax!!
February 6, 2003
Doing it for the Greater Good
February 6, 2003
...worst of all, Iraqi TV is airing bootleg copies of "Sex and the City"
February 6, 2003
More Hollywood foreign policy
Comments (6)
February 6, 2003
Made in America, no doubt....
February 7, 2003
They probably got the idea from the French
Comments (1)
February 7, 2003
The fat lady's halfway through her aria
February 7, 2003
Perhaps he was majoring in Hubris
February 7, 2003
On, Halliburton! On, Texaco! On, Donner and Blitzen!!
February 7, 2003
D'oh!! True brilliance in action....
February 7, 2003
The war next door??
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February 7, 2003
Man, am I in trouble now....
Comments (1)
February 7, 2003
The BLog A Day Tour Enters With A Bang!
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February 8, 2003
Kill 'em all; let God sort 'em out
February 8, 2003
Perhaps they were looking for Daisy Duke?
Comments (1)
February 8, 2003
Too many holes, not nearly enough fingers
February 8, 2003
Where will you be when they come for you in the middle of the night?
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February 8, 2003
Free speech = Treason? Since when??
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February 9, 2003
There are no winners, only survivors
February 9, 2003
Girls (even virgins) just wanna have fun
February 9, 2003
Do I sense a double standard?
February 9, 2003
Penny wise, pound foolish
Comments (4)
February 9, 2003
Something about a "slippery slope"....
February 9, 2003
If you missed this, it was right after her killer Bundt cake recipe....
February 9, 2003
Tell me again why y'all voted for Shrub??
February 9, 2003
Now THIS is news I can use!!
Comments (2)
February 10, 2003
The rest just don't care
February 10, 2003
Probably not the way you'd want to go out, eh?
February 10, 2003
Another victory for science
February 10, 2003
Traumatized for life....
February 10, 2003
Where do you draw the line?
Comments (9)
February 10, 2003
Only terrorists request paper
February 11, 2003
Experts expect a "boom" in business
February 11, 2003
Dude! You're getting some weed!!
February 11, 2003
Integrity in government really is overrated
February 11, 2003
Thank you, Master of the Obvious
Comments (1)
February 11, 2003
But she really is a model citizen
February 11, 2003
Well, that would certainly explain running him over with the Mercedes, eh?
February 11, 2003
Great; so what does Ozzy think??
February 11, 2003
And it had to happen the day before the AA convention
Comments (1)
February 11, 2003
Stop him before he tries to be funny again!
Comments (2)
February 11, 2003
Natural selection at work- again
Comments (2)
February 11, 2003
Hey, it's not as if most people are using their heads for anything as it is
Comments (3)
February 12, 2003
Hamlet had the right idea: "First we'll kill all the lawyers"
Comments (2)
February 12, 2003
OK, maybe they really do have something to add...nah....
Comments (4)
February 12, 2003
No, Mother Teresa isn't available, either
Comments (2)
February 12, 2003
Your tax dollars at work
Comments (1)
February 12, 2003
From the Department of Corruption and Venality
February 12, 2003
At least it was more interesting than the Democratic response
February 12, 2003
Or a fish without a bicycle
Comments (4)
February 12, 2003
Carnival of da Vanities
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February 12, 2003
It wouldn't hurt if it weren't true, right?
Comments (2)
February 13, 2003
Watch your back, y'all....
Comments (1)
February 13, 2003
Nice choice of role models
Comments (2)
February 13, 2003
Can we go to war now??
February 13, 2003
Letter openers, razor blades, and zip guns are OK, though
Comments (1)
February 13, 2003
Hey, it's worked for the Shrub Administration
Comments (1)
February 13, 2003
Now THIS I can understand
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February 14, 2003
We've been experiencing technical difficulties....
Comments (1)
February 14, 2003
Testing....
February 15, 2003
Oops; sorry, I just had a Tom DeLay moment....
February 15, 2003
Someone needs to get a grip on reality
Comments (4)
February 15, 2003
Chapter 7 Moral Bankruptcy
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February 15, 2003
We're the government, and we're here to...aw, fugeddabboudit
Comments (5)
February 15, 2003
No one's going to be quitting their day jobs
February 15, 2003
It's not just a political statement; it's a cottage industry!!
Comments (2)
February 15, 2003
Please tell me I'm not the only one who sees the joke here....
Comments (9)
February 16, 2003
Justice may be blind, but she does need her meds
February 16, 2003
Spring Break will never be the same
Comments (1)
February 16, 2003
It's all about the Benjamins
February 16, 2003
Well, they have to do something with their free time
Comments (2)
February 16, 2003
Vote Beldar for Prime Minister
February 16, 2003
Making Caligula proud
February 16, 2003
Why, yes, I AM an asshole
Comments (11)
February 16, 2003
If this were a warblog....
Comments (5)
February 17, 2003
This would make you Tom DeLay
February 17, 2003
A step backward that no one will notice
February 17, 2003
Would you mind bleeding somewhere else? I'm in a hurry here
February 17, 2003
So, what's the first casualty of war again??
February 17, 2003
Remedial Math 101: France = Irrelevance
February 17, 2003
The response you'll hear to this question is silence
Comments (1)
February 17, 2003
Don't hate me because I'm warm and dry
Comments (10)
February 17, 2003
And there's no Romanian dwarf porn, either
February 18, 2003
Aim high
February 18, 2003
Perhaps if she had double-billed with "Celebrity Deathmatch"
February 18, 2003
Paging Allen Ginsberg....
February 18, 2003
I'm taking my Brie and my Perrier and I'm going home
Comments (6)
February 18, 2003
Carnival of the Vanities deadline
Comments (2)
February 18, 2003
And it's amazingly lifelike- almost like Jacques Chirac
February 18, 2003
The carnival's coming! The Carnival's coming!!
Comments (1)
February 19, 2003
Carnival of the Vanities, Episode 22
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February 20, 2003
Power corrupts, but absolute power, is, well, kinda fun
Comments (1)
February 20, 2003
A little something for everyone
February 20, 2003
Life in a bubble
Comments (2)
February 20, 2003
Deja vu all over again
Comments (2)
February 20, 2003
You want the truth? YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!
Comments (8)
February 20, 2003
A new American Idol? Nah....
Comments (5)
February 20, 2003
Are you French?
Comments (2)
February 20, 2003
Stoopid government trix
February 20, 2003
No, f**k you very much!
February 21, 2003
Off with his head
Comments (2)
February 21, 2003
Hello? Door locks??
February 21, 2003
We're the government, and we're here to...oh, never mind
Comments (1)
February 21, 2003
It's good to be King
February 21, 2003
"SUV" and "safety" are not mutually exclusive
Comments (2)
February 21, 2003
Your Friday morning moment of Zen
February 21, 2003
I feel like the Pied Piper
February 21, 2003
Man, just try to get her through an airport metal detector....
Comments (1)
February 22, 2003
Uh, you don't want to see me in the swimsuit competition....
February 22, 2003
How's about we find a cause that actually matters??
Comments (3)
February 22, 2003
Welcome to a world where employees are still property
Comments (2)
February 22, 2003
When "Christian charity" is anything but
Comments (3)
February 22, 2003
Good luck....
February 22, 2003
And I only read it for the top-notch writing.... ;0)
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February 22, 2003
It's official- NOW we can go to war
February 22, 2003
It would have been more effective without the rainbow flags....
February 22, 2003
Baghdad? Go to Berkeley, hang a right. You can't miss it....
Comments (2)
February 23, 2003
It worked in November, 2000
February 23, 2003
At least I'm not 666
February 23, 2003
Playing the race card, killing his own
Comments (2)
February 23, 2003
Regular or decaf?
February 23, 2003
Hmm...must have been a dog person....
February 24, 2003
A new al-Qaeda terror weapon?
February 24, 2003
Well, thankfully the snowwoman wasn't holding a gun
Comments (2)
February 24, 2003
The very definition of "Ugly American"?
February 24, 2003
Life begins during Spring Training
February 24, 2003
How many lightbulbs need to be changed?
February 25, 2003
It's not easy being universally loved. Fortunately, I don't have to worry about that.
February 25, 2003
The Department of Homeland Insecurity
Comments (3)
February 25, 2003
Not exactly Aesop's Fables, eh?
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February 25, 2003
Clean up your own house first
Comments (2)
February 25, 2003
We're going to party like it's 2060
February 25, 2003
I R a collidge granulate
Comments (8)
February 25, 2003
Why, indeed....
Comments (3)
February 25, 2003
Full of sound and fury, yet signifying less than nothing
Comments (2)
February 26, 2003
No I didn't....
February 26, 2003
Someone took themselves perhaps a bit TOO seriously?
February 26, 2003
Why not just feed him to the dogs instead?
Comments (1)
February 26, 2003
And this is why no one takes you seriously
Comments (4)
February 26, 2003
Now here is a warning system I can understand
Comments (3)
February 26, 2003
Carnival of the Vanities, Episode 23
February 26, 2003
At least they didn't call me benign
Comments (2)
February 26, 2003
A postcard from Astros camp
February 27, 2003
And I'm ALWAYS at my best
February 27, 2003
It's just like Berkeley, only warmer and with a better football team.
Comments (2)
February 27, 2003
What have you done for me lately?
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February 27, 2003
Sticks and stones
Comments (3)
February 27, 2003
He was Jimmy Carter before Jimmy Carter was Jimmy Carter.
February 27, 2003
Dragging us kicking and screaming into the 15th century
Comments (15)
February 27, 2003
The things we do for love....
Comments (2)
February 27, 2003
You might be a redneck if....
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February 27, 2003
Alone again, naturally
February 28, 2003
Deadline? What deadline?
February 28, 2003
It's morning in America once again
February 28, 2003
Would you like (Liberty) fries with that?
Comments (5)
February 28, 2003
Justice delayed
February 28, 2003
Shooting themselves in the foot...AGAIN
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February 28, 2003
Why, yes, I AM a Major League ballplayer. Why do you ask?
February 28, 2003
In politics, as in war, the first casualty is usually Truth
Comments (3)
February 28, 2003
Will there be full frontal nudity? Or just tea and biscuits?
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February 28, 2003
Someone give that man something constructive to do
February 28, 2003
Man, I don't even know where to go to get into trouble....
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